double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian
That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.
(via littlemousling)
Huh.
Who said anything about panicking?
Boston-based artist Daniel Barreto has used his skilled hand to craftily transform images of trees into enchanting dwellings for miniature creatures. The 21-year-old’s Woodhouses series is comprised of five separate images, three of which are eerily eye-catching gifs, that transport the viewer’s mind to a magical land where fairies and elves have settled in our natural forests.
(via tooloose-lautrec)
How these shows should actually go
That moment you realize you are Edmund
he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets
(via cosmicquestions)
There’s a negative stereotype for everything a woman could do while existing on earth. It would save so much time if [men] just said “we hate women, because they’re women.
(via tooloose-lautrec)
whenever a soccer fan starts rambling about their team’s way of playing football on some philosophical ziggedy zaggedy spiritual kombucha bikram yoga doing pure as a bottle of hand sanitizer mixed with exotic jasmine tea poured on the nunniest holy nun in the world unprecedentedly beautiful poops shaped like jesus christ level
that’s when i know that the soccer fan is a cule
(Source: elnuevojuanito, via versaria)
Dear rest of Game of Thrones Fandom,
The Jaime Lannister Fandom is hurting right now.
Really hurting.
We don’t need your hand puns, or your celebration posts.
Please pity us and keep them out of the Jaime Lannister tag.
Right now, that is a place of pain and crying.
Yeah guys, we need to give them a hand okay.
man guys get a grip!
I CANT HANDLE THIS ENTIRE SITUATION
I think we’re failing to grasp the severity of this situation…
(via ilvalentinos)
(Source: inthelandoflauren, via armpitage)
and I am burdened with glorious popcorn!
(Source: mishasteaparty, via lagertha-lodbrok)
impossible-clara-oswin-oswald:
8oo:
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
liquefied apple fetus.
So…I wasn’t gonna reblog this, but then I read the comments.
(via genderbitch)
